A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Are you gay. No. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is white and black and red all over.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

thumb_up thumb_down +15

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops