- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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