- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

A praying mantis is very graceful

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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