- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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