- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't