- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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