what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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