I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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