- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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