What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why? Why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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