Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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