- Anti Joke

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

knock knock? come in

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

womans having rights.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan