Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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