Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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quantum physics?

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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