- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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