Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

i committed murder

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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