- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Death by kayak

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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