- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

no rasist joks

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

lets bomb africa

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

DEATH.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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