- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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