- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

autistic kids rock

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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