- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Obama = ebola

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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