Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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