A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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