- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

go F*** yourself

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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