How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Tunechi

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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i dont fisish anythi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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