How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Anti Joke

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