What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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