Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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