- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

This is an anti-joke.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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