- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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