A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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YOU

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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how man

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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