- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

no rasist joks

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

lets bomb africa

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

DEATH.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??