- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Manchester City

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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