Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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The Princess is in another castle

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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