You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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