- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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