Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

PENIS

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Robin, get in the car!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

guess what>? your mum lol

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Sarah Palin.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...