- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

womens rights

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Ross.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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