whos on the right track? lady gaga

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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