What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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