- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Women's Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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