Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a blue chair A black person

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Caolan and Eamon

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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