Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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