Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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