whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Knock knock.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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