Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what is 3+3= 8

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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