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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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