- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A woman walks into a bar.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."