- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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