- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Potassium? K.

How old are you? 7

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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