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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

hi mom

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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