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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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