- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

nolan is gay

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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