- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

NEVER

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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