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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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