- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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