- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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