- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

an american walks out of a strip club.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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