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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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