- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What does two plus two equal? 4

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Ebola

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

my penis

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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