Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

i like turtles

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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