Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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The Morman Religion.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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