- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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