What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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that wall over there ->

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Who wants water? I do.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Dakota Fanning

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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