- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Guess what? You guessed it.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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