He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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