what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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