- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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