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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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