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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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