What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A lot eh?

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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womens rights.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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