- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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