- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Knock Knock? Come in.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

have safe sex

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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