- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

derp

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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