What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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black people swimming

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Bitch

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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