- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

ure mama's so fat

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Katy Perry

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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