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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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