Chuck Norris is dead......

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

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