apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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no

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Leave. Now.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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