- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock Knock? Come in.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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