Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

cory is gay

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