- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Caramel Boing.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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