what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Leave. Now.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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