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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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