what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How did th-A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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