- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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