What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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