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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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