What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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