- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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