Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

This is a random Anti joke.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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