What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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