- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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