Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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