Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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