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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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