- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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