Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Knock Knock Come in

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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