- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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