- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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