- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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