- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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