- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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