- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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