- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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