- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Fuck off!

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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