What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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