why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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