- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

your mama so old, shes dead.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Do the roar!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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