- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I'm Polish.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

womens rights.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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