- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Men's rights

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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