Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

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