- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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