what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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