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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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