A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Penis

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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