- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

it was all Tagart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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