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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.