What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Anti Joke

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