What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Bitch

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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im gay

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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black people swimming

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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