Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

SHUT UP JP

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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