A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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