- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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