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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Caolan and Eamon

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Weaner

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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