- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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