- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

it was all Tagart

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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