Badabing.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

John lazzaro likes dick

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Wait! hundred billions!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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