- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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