What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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american idol

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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