Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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360 NO SCOPE

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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I C U P White stuff

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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