- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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