What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A bar walks into a man

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Andoni was here

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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