- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

field day?

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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