- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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