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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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