What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

You just read this ..

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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