- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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