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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

. . I am a whale

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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